Adele O

Inte så vansinnigt fräck kanske men jag tyckte den var rolig =)

First time sex
 A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night
 to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since
 this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
 boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
 out and make love for the first time.
 The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
 before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
 some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
 first
 time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
 hour.
 He tells the boy everything there is to know about
 condoms and sex.
 At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
 many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
 or family pack.
 The boy insists on the family pack because he
 thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first
 time and all.
 That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
 house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh,
 I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on
 in!"
 The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
 table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
 quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
 A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
 prayer, with his head down.
 Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the
 boy.
 Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
 girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
 boyfriend,
 "I had no idea you were this religious."
 The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
 your father was a pharmacist."